A disappointing low turnout of entries for the picture of our glorious leader, but here are the winners.

Our tireless chairman was just about to finish his day with a well deserved sarnie and sausage roll, but all he was presented with was a half-eaten teacake.

Here are the top three entries in reverse order:

3. "That's my pockets full, now where can I put this last pie?"

2. "There's nowt left and I put my dinner jacket on specially"

And the winner, the simplest and yet the best:

1. "Who ate all the pies?!" submitted by M.W.