Everything you wanted to, and some things you maybe didn't want to, know about Blues hotshot Sam Heap (Happy Birthday Sheapy!).

Full name Samuel Christopher Heap Sam Heap
Date of birth: 15th November 1985
Place of birth: Hospital
Nicknames: Sheapy, Vishka, Sheepdawg
Height: 6' 1"
Weight: 13 stone all muscle
Previous clubs: Clitheroe, Colne (loan), Accrington Amateurs
Regular playing position: Striker (Kevin Davies' role)
Date signed for Nelson: Start of 2008/09
Favourite goal scored: Colne away 08/90 - a 30 yard screamer
Favourite game played in: Bacup away this season (Oct 09), grabbed a hat-trick in the 3-2 win
Best other Blues player: Stuart Thompson
High point of career so far: Winning Nelson Player of the Season for 08/09
Favourite ground(s) played at: Harrogate Town (FA Cup 07) and Victoria Park
Team you support: Burnley
Favourite footballer: Andriyv Shevchenko
Favourite ground visited: Wembley
Hobbies: Poker, NFL, horse-racing
General likes: Drinking, kebabs, women, and all the above hobbies
General dislikes: Sunday drivers
Gary Broughton (cheeky - Gazza)
Not getting paid on time (can easily be arranged - Gazza)
Favourite food: Curry or lasagne
Favourite drink: Amaretto
Favourite television: Family Guy, American Dad
Favourite movie: Anchorman, American Beauty
Favourite music: Hed Kandi
Favourite place in the world: Bed
Favourite actor: Kevin Spacey
Favourite sportsperson: Owen Coyle, Lance Armstrong
Your hero: Roy Heap (my grandad)
If you didn't play football, which other sport would you probably play?: Poker
If you could be anyone else, who would you choose to be?: Ron Jeremy
If you could change anything in the world, what would it be?: Cure cancer
What would you do if you had just 24 hours to live?: Lots of things that over 18s only are allowed to do